Hey! Don't change the channel!
You don't want to miss what's coming up!
From Geneva, Switzerland, comes a totally troublesome girl.
Today's lecture will be about dealing with her!
The eyes of the students bear uncut diamonds.
Junichiro Kagami, the Ultimate Otaku Teacher, is always the first to find them!
All good!
Oh, wait... I should check my email...
Huh?!
Her again!
I'll just pretend I didn't see it...
"Sender: Tim Berners Lynn" "Recipient: Junichiro Kagami" "Title: Kagami! Kagami! Kagami!"
"Ultimate Otaku Teacher #13 | Search"
"The Doctor from Geneva"
"Weekly Shonen Saturday"
So the one who murdered Suwa is either
Yonekura, Maekawa, Yokoyama, Yoshioka, or Iwata...
Yep! Tastes great!
Oh, is someone at the door?
Coming!
--Not Azuma...Yamatoya that died from falling off the horse isn't even related... --Open up! Kagami! Kagami!
--Wow, what a way to die. --Kagami!
--Wait, is this voice... --Hurry up and open!
--Yes, I'm coming! --It can't be! Is she in Japan?! --Kagami!
Wait, Suzune!
Long time no see, Kagami! Five years, I believe?
It's too late...
Excuse me.
W-Wait! Please take of your shoes.
Oh! I get it!
Do you want these shoes that badly?
--Uh, no... --These shoes are designed by me, with a subatomic particle theme.
It's not a surprise that you would want it.
Take good care of it!
Um...
Suzune, she listens to nobody, don't bother.
She is Professor Tim Berners Lynn,
the head of CERM, the particle physics lab in Switzerland
where the greatest minds of the world gather.
She is also number one in the world when it comes to not listening to others!
Number one?
CERM?
Not listening...?
So... What do you want?
Yes, great question.
Why did I travel all the way out to Japan?
Oh, is this Japanese home cooking?
The flavor is very delicate and precise.
Sister, that was supposed to be a compliment.
Uh, thank you?
This is good too...
Um...
How do you know my big bro?
Oh, did you have to ask that one...
Huh?
You are aware of the article that Kagami put in Nayture magazine, yes?
Yes, I am his sister after all.
That's how our unfortunate entanglement began.
The "Anywhere Door" theory that Junichiro wrote in high school
was so revolutionary that the whole world erupted in debate.
"Geneva"
We CERM were no exception.
"CERM Headquarters"
We took pride in the fact that we were the world leader in particle physics.
He hurt our pride severely.
Assemble a team now!
Bring anyone with time to spare--no, bring everyone--period!
Um, we have over 500 active experiments...
Stevens!
Do you understand the implications of this paper?
This is a challenge to the entire world!
We CERM are the zenith of all things particle physics.
We cannot turn our backs to this!
Y-Yes, understood!
I deployed 1,000 CERM researchers to set up
a counterevidence experiment for Kagami's theory.
Then, I invited Kagami to watch it happen.
Hmm? Herb tea?
Don't underestimate adults! That was what I was going to tell him.
Scientists can be... kind of...
But the result was...
Take a look at the monitor.
This is an experimental model of the
space-time warp transportation gate device that you proposed.
Kammuri, CERM's supercomputer,
has set up an extremely high-fidelity virtual reality experiment for this.
The target will teleport from Akihabara, Tokyo,
to here, Geneva.
We have identified 214 potential problems with your hypothesis.
If these problems prove significant,
the model--in other words, the guy on the screen--
will not be able to teleport across space-time.
Were you able to understand all that?
Good. You are not interested in preamble.
Begin the experiment!
Yes, ma'am!
The result was terrible.
The "Anywhere Door Hypothesis" was correct.
All of our counterarguments were invalid.
The experiment failed to disprove Kagami's theory.
We lost.
That really happened?
Not only that, this idiot spent the whole time
playing games on his phone.
Oh yeah! 16 combo!
Totally beat that one.
Huh?!
I wanted to beat him to death on the spot.
But I was able to resist the urge.
Barely.
I'll be off then.
W-Wait!
Schoolboy... I mean, Mr. Kagami.
This is an official request from the head of CERM!
Work here!
Sorry, I can't miss Maji Love on TV.
The coup d'état episode next week is guaranteed awesome.
The research institute that engineers around the world dream to work in...
The direct invitation from none other than myself...
Turned down, for "Maji-something"!
That's what this fool did!
I couldn't help it!
And the episode turned out to be actually awesome!
From that day, I made phone calls, sent emails, wrote letters,
left messages, sent telegrams...
But he refused to even write back!
That's why I had to come all the way out here!
You! Work with me!
I refuse!
Don't worry, we have everything you could possibly need!
Are you listening?
We move out immediately!
I have a private jet in the airport.
I said, I'm not going!
Huh?
Why are you surprised now?
I suppose that was to be expected.
But fear not! This is all part of my plan.
Then why do you look surprised...?
Unfortunately there is no more turning back.
Kagami, until you say "Yes," I have decided to live with you!
Huh?!
What in the world are you saying?!
Behold! These pajamas are designed with a subatomic particle motif.
Put that away! Nobody's interested!
Behold! A subatomic particle pillow!
Enough with the particles already!
Wait, big bro, you had such a great job offer...
But you turned it down to do nothing at home?
Huh? How is that related to subatomic particles?
You...
Stupid big bro!
Don't tell me...
I knew it!
Idiot! Idiot! Idiot bro!
I look forward to spending time with you.
Lukewarm.
Come on, big bro! Eat up!
What are you doing?!
What does it look like?
I'm leaving for work!
I'm going to school.
--Come on, big bro! Hurry! --Work?
I guess we'll make it in time.
Yeah, that's good.
But why are you here?
Is there a problem?
Of course there is! I have to work!
Work? Your lies are transparent.
Hah! Did you really think I would be unemployed forever?
Listen well! I am now a teacher at the Icho Academy!
A teacher?! You?!
You might find it hard to believe...
...but it's true.
Impossible... Kagami the YD?!
Kagami the hermit, a teacher?!
"Kagami the hermit"
Yep, that's how it is.
Also, note that the school is off limits to outsiders.
So don't follow us!
Let's go, my sister.
Icho Academy...
Okay, class will begin... Huh?
Why... Why are you here?!
Why? Well, that's because...
Because it seemed amusing.
Options?!
Hey, long time no see... in so many ways.
"Chairperson, Hiiragi Academy" "Koyomi Hiiragi "(Options)"
She told me everything.
I have decided to accept her, Miss Tim Berners Lynn,
as an overseas transfer student in our school.
Why the extra trouble...
That's that. Kagami.
Oh, also,
it might be of everyone's interest that
Miss Tim is staying at Mr. Kagami's house.
"Icho Academy Class 2-3" "Kanan Chinami" "(Anime Voice)"
"Icho Academy Class 2-3" "Kiriko Shikishima" "(Potatoes)"
Well then, have a good day, everyone!
What a bother...
Who is she?!
What is their relationship?
Mr. Kagami?
You know, Kagami?
If you wish, I'd let you do so many things...
Can you hear?
No...
...in research!
Stop starting intentional misunderstandings!
Look, Kagami!
Check out this limited edition Sergeant Saunders crawling figurine!
If you want it, sign this contract.
Note that the serial number is 001.
"Magical Cannon Girl Bura-Kura" "Crawling Forward Sergeant Saunders" "150 units limited edition"
Oh man! I want this!
Oh... Junichiro.
"Icho Academy Class 2-3" "Seijuro Nanami" "(Cyborg Human)"
"Icho Academy Class 2-3" "Kisaki Tenjoin" "(Real name Sachiko Tanaka)"
Lunch is ready!
With one bit of this... Heehee!
I won't eat it, then!
What is going on?!
Huh?
What is going on?
Suzune, can you tell us?
Well... it's hard to describe...
Do they really live together?
What is their relationship?!
I don't really know the details...
Just tell us!
Just tell us what you know.
Okay...
What?!
So he might quit?
We can't allow that!
But what is their relationship?!
Are they... like...
That's worse!
Anyway, I understand the situation.
If we let this slide,
Junichiro might move to Geneva. Correct?
Yeah.
Then there's only one thing we should do!
"Icho Academy Class 3-2" "Student Council Head" "Makina Momozono" "(Irregular Twin-Tails)"
What?
Stop this, now.
Stop? What?
We're talking about Mr. Kagami!
Stop Kagami?
We know you're trying to take him to Geneva!
We need him! So please...
So you want me to stop inviting him?
This is a surprise.
I didn't think he would be liked so much.
He isn't going anywhere until I'm done with him.
Please! Don't take him away!
Let me ask you this, then!
Is what you ask truly the best for him?
I'll say it straight. Kagami has the power to change this world.
Letting his talents stay buried in this school in the Far East...
Is that not a crime to all of humanity?!
That's... uh...
I disagree!
Junichiro Kagami is a teacher.
I'd like to think.
That is egotistical!
You have no right to monopolize Kagami's talents!
I will tell you the exact same thing!
Though I have no evidence.
He can easily change this world while being at this school!
I really hope.
Strong words.
But his sister knows what is best for him.
I...
I don't know what's best for big bro.
Then let's make it clear.
Huh?
Having you buzzing around Kagami all day is rather annoying.
Besides, isn't he the one who should choose?
Fine. Challenge accepted!
Wall slam?
Kagami, I challenge you!
Huh?
If you win, I will stop this, for now.
But if you lose, you will come with me, to Geneva!
I thought I made it clear from the start that I'm not going.
This is the question.
Identify the problem with instant teleportation of objects,
then offer the solution as a formula.
Solve this problem by, say,
sundown, 5:28 PM.
Like I told you many times, I have no interest in science and physics...
But Kagami, if those things remain impossible,
magical girls won't be able to transform,
and that Deposition move by that space sheriff will remain impossible.
In other words, I must determine those characters as lies.
Are you okay with that, Kagami?
N-No way!
Then take on the challenge, Kagami!
Accepted! Just you wait!
Wow, she totally knows how to steer big bro...
What about that question?
Even with Kagami's intellect,
it should take him about a week to solve.
What?!
So that's that. I will relax until sundown.
But that's...
She played us all.
Junichiro, and us.
Kisaki...
We can't help if this is about physics.
We must believe in Junichiro Kagami.
"Mr. Kagami! Central park, come now"
Big bro?
What's going on?
Junichiro Kagami, did you solve the problem?
It seemed like something urgent came up.
The remaining time is...
...about 30 minutes!
Hey, this is playing out just like she wants!
Let's go!
Hey, come out! Whoever you are! Where are you?
Options?
Big bro? And chairperson?
Time's up.
So... Junichiro Kagami loses?
But...
It can't be...
Actually, I offered a challenge to Miss Tim,
like you did with her.
A challenge?
We placed a bet, on whether you will prioritize the challenge,
or a call of help from a student.
I didn't think a physics problem should be
the deciding factor for Mr. Kagami's future.
That's the email I got.
Mr. Kagami, you chose to come here.
That makes this clear.
So you were the mastermind.
Everyone, Mr. Kagami will not be going to Geneva.
Huh?
So please don't worry.
He's not going...
To Geneva?
I'm so glad...
Kagami...
Is that truly what you yearn to do?
Ah, so you had sent the answers already.
You truly are a genius, Kagami.
But I haven't given up yet, Kagami.
The project is already active.
"I played along this time!"
And so ends today's lecture.
"Next Episode | Search"
I am Tim Berners Lynn.
Kagami! I have not given up yet.
I will take you to Geneva, some day.
Next episode,
A new girl, who can calculate the money value of a person, joins.
Plus, she's the daughter of the CEO of a video game company.
And her goal is to marry Kagami?!
Period Fourteen, "The Assessment Girl."
What price did she put on Kagami?
If it was me, I'd say "Priceless"!